radiationpoison (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} radiationpoison) wrote,@ 2009-07-10 00:22:00 |
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| Entry tags: | !o'brien, generation: seven |
 How Zachary's peculiar duck lip escaped filtering in to generation seven is beyond me, but here is his new "middle aged" makeover. The mustache is purely there because of said duck lip - it ~minimizes~ it!  You'll never guess what happened on Bailey's honeymoon: food poisoning or pregnancy? While they were in a "foreign" country, she was able to survive on pancakes and shrimp, thus the only reasonable answer would be pregnancy.  Finn: I wonder if the baby will get my fabulous hair . . . or my eyes . . . or these perfect cheekbones. . .  Bailey: Who raised you? Wolves? You don't just break the shower when there are other people in this house, you hear me? Finn: But you . . . Bailey: Clearly the butler broke the shower behind me, not myself. Look at that wrench he's knocking into it! But do you understand what I am saying? Finn: Yes, dear :[  Finn really is a good spouse, despite his back talking on certain occasions ~♥  Illusion is still as poetic as ever, using this mic like it had crack cocaine inside of it.  Several people suggested that Kameron get a boyfriend, well, I brought back Berjes for a nightly romp to show everyone that I was putting in an effort to distract Kameron from the ex-happily married couple.  Finn: Snoring into the leftover pancake syrup . . . in her underwear! Sexy!  Bailey: Did I just hear my husband express his lust for my passed out form? Gross. Hormones, dear, you don't really hate your attentive husband. Especially since he seems to be the only male on the sim planet that hasn't swooned over your great-great-great-great grandfather.  PROOF and this proof does absolutely no good, since it doesn't seem to stop Kameron from being a complete man whore with blood relatives!  Like this blood relative, who has slowly begun to loose brain function by dancing about in his underwear.  Zachary: Boo! How dare you be that good looking and be straight! You don't deserve to live!  Zachary: You brought that abomination into this house, didn't you? >| Bailey: I know that wet suit is ugly, dad, but I got promoted! No more seal suit for me! Zachary: Not what I meant >|  Oh? Reconciliation already? Well, alright, I can deal with that.  I missed her first pop, but here is our glowing future mommy!  Isn't she adorable? I think I downloaded her from somewhere, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} pixel_trade, I believe. Kameron's  Kameron: Why do you not bow down before me? Where is your drool? Where is your blind adoration?  Finn: You see this beautiful goddess beside me? She surpasses whatever looks you believe you have, Kameron, and I see no reason why I would have to stray from her loving arms to take a dip in your STD infested waters. Besides, I'm straight! :D  Kameron: Straight!? But no one can resist me! This concept is so . . . so . . . so wrong!  Kameron: *moves in for the kill* Finn: What did I tell you before, fool? >| I am s-t-r-a-i-g-h-t! Kameron: Just thought I'd give it a try. Attempt #1 has failed, damnit!  Kameron: This idiot hasn't seen the last of me! Pff! He's even gotten the female in on his charade!  Kameron: Innocent game of red hands? Bailey: I'm not falling for your games, either, Kameron. You are so not the blond I want to have my perfect family with, sorry.  She does find Kameron alluring, but not as tasty as Finn, thankfully. Is Kameron slipping up in his game? Two sims in this update so far have rejected his advances, even the innocent ones!  Kameron: You! You have taken away my casual whoo hoo partner with that damn mohawk of yours, asshole! Zachary: *lurks*  Illusion: Zachary is mine!  Finn poked Kameron first. This is just the aftermath of that poking.  Bailey: It's amazing the detail you can see in the food when your this close  The detail is even more extraordinary when your face-to-plate with it!  Pop Nombre Doux! Let's break for a dance sequence;    Why I ever kept that radio in a closed off room is beyond me!  Cheesecake + Pregnancy = Twins? I don't know what your talking about.  Bailey: Yeah, uh, no. I don't want you filling my unborn children's ears with lies. Nor do I want them growing up like you, Kameron, you ruined my parents' marriage for a few days and these children will be upstanding citizens!  Illusion: NOW YOUR TRYING TO GET TO MY DAUGHTER AND MY UNBORN GRANDCHILDREN!? YOUR ASS IS MINE IN A COMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL WAY THIS TIME! Kameron: Not again! :\  Bailey: Daddy!  Bailey: Well, that was . . . quick :|  Bailey: Alright, so before when I was saying how I didn't want my kids to grow up like you? Well, that was hormones talking, really, and if they could just get your art of persuasion and ass kicking, I'd be proud to call them mine.  Finn: How can he still swoon over that man when he was cheated on? I do not understand their thought process nor their attraction for that blond bastard! >O  Finn, I don't think your the blond bastard they are swooning over, dear. Wrong blond.  Finn: Children, your going to be gorgeous just like your mommy, okay? *coos*  Zachary: You going to let him just hit you like that?  Finn: They better damn well not still be doing this when my children are born! I will skin them alive if they screw my kids up for life with their constant bickering and gay male hormones! *seethes*  Bailey: It'd be kind of hot if one of our kids turns out to be like that ninja, don't you think? Finn: A ninja? Yes, yes, of course! Bailey: I want pancakes.  Finn: Pancakes? What ingredients do you need for pancakes?  Yes, milk is one of the ingredients, Finn, but you might want to put that into the mixture instead of your stomach.     NEW OFFSPRING ALERT! EVERYONE TO THE DINING ROOM!  Baby girl, Juniper  and baby boy, Judah! |
